Take 5.....

Life Before the Computer

• An application was for employment
• A program was a TV show
• A cursor used profanity
• A keyboard was a piano
• Memory was something you lost with age
• A CD was a bank account
• Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file
• If you unzipped anything in public, you would be in jail for a while.
• Log on was adding wood to a fire.
• A hard drive was a long road trip
• A back up is something that happened to your commode
• Cut is what you did with a pocket knife
• Paste is what you did with glue.
• A web was a spiders home
• And a virus was the flu