Life Before the Computer
- An application was for employment
- A program was a TV show
- A cursor used profanity
- A keyboard was a piano
- Memory was something you lost with age
- A CD was a bank account
- Compress was something you did to garbage not something you did to a file
- If you unzipped anything in public, you would be in jail for a while.
- Log on was adding wood to a fire.
- A hard drive was a long road trip
- A back up is something that happened to your commode
- Cut is what you did with a pocket knife
- Paste is what you did with glue.
- A web was a spiders home
- And a virus was the flu